Slang and Jackie T

So a couple of weekends ago my friends and I went out. Friday we went to the Wa bar near Beomgye. I had a peach crush and that thing was so sour my face almost imploded. I'm used to the Wa Bar near me where it's a little tart but mostly sweet. After the Wa Bar we went to this new "Hip Hop club" that was close by named SLANG. It's a nice place. The staff is very nice. It's set up where there are tables with couches and stools and they seat you like you were in a restaurant and the best part about it is they have lockers so you can put your stuff at the front. I don't know how many times I've gone out and wished there was somewhere I could put my things and not have to worry about them (in light of this weekend I wish more places had them more about that in another post).The music at SLANG is better than MC Bar(another "hip hop club"). They play a variety and never let the K-pop play too long. Also there were a lot of foreigners there, I would say about half the club. It was really fun on Friday that we came back again for round deuce Saturday. Saturday was fun as well, the owner was still giving us free drinks and the music was good. Even the co-owner of MC bar was there, he came up to us and chatted (we're kind of regulars there).

 Now here comes the Jackie T. part of the story. His name is Jackie T because he was Korean but very muscular like Jackie Chan and he was wearing a tight tank top and yelling like Mr. T. Sooo I being the only hip-hop type person in the club was the center of Jackie's attention. He kept coming up and yelling in my face (as if I would be interested) and trying to dance with me. He spoke really good English with very little accent but his phrases were clearly from the early to mid 90's. At one point I was sitting down and he was trying to dance on me. There was a song playing with 'Where you at ?' in it. He yelled at me "Where you at Mama where you at ?" I replied "I'm over there can't you see me ?" He looked in that direction and then about 30 seconds later as if it just dawned on him he yelled "You not over there. Your right here girl I got my peepers on." LOL! Finally after him dancing on me and me pushing him away ( " Why you pushin me away girl? I charge for this and I'm givin it to you for free.") I told him I was dating someone. "He's black right ? awww snap." was the response. "No he's white" to which he responded to my shock and delight. "Traitor" he walked away put on his coat and left. Have you ever heard of such insanity ? lol